【erotice stories with audio】

A woman who went on erotice stories with audioTattoo Fixersto improve her ink was sadly stuck with another permanent mistake.

Guest Kat signed up for the show to fix her "YOGDO" thigh tattoo ("YOGDO," naturally, means "you only get divorced once"). Acclaimed tattoo fixer Alice Perrin brainstormed a delightful Alice in Wonderland-inspired design featuring a pocketwatch, flowers and a teacup.

All's well that ends well, right? Not so fast. Along the way, Perrin somehow forgot that nine and 11 are two separate Roman numerals.

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Kat, hear us out. While this isn't the best scenario for you, we truly believe you can make the best of your new tattoo. Here are a few suggestions:

• Refuse to acknowledge the number nine ever again. Have to be up at nine o'clock? Sleep until 11, girl.

• Chalk it up to an Alice in Wonderland idiosyncrasy. Who knows how time works in there?

• Turn the whole clock into an "O" in your new"YOGDO" tattoo. You only get divorced once!

Hope this helps.

[H/T: Cosmopolitan UK]

BONUS: Can you find the hot dogs among the Instagrams of people's legs?

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