【the mainstreaming of masturbation: the auto eroticism】

Another day,the mainstreaming of masturbation: the auto eroticism another butt tweet posted by a politician.

This time, British Home Secretary Sajid Javid had a mild Twitter mishap, which prompted the Twittersphere to fill in the blanks.

On 9:09 a.m. on Sunday, Javid tweeted a lone letter: "I." How very esoteric.

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Of course, everyone loves a bit of wordplay. So, people decided to fill in the blanks on Javid's behalf.

Could Javid have been tweeting out the start of The Human League's "Don't You Want Me"?

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Or, "I like to move it?"

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Or Whitney Houston's "I wanna dance with somebody."

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This one seems the most likely explanation, though. Javid was probably singing "I'm a little teapot."

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14 minutes later, Javid ended the suspense and explained his mysterious tweet, by turning it into a sentence.

"...pocket tweeted," he wrote.

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Good work, Javid.

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