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Fashion in 2017has so far been really005 Archives um interesting? But it has yet to be this savory.

In honor of National Bikini Day on July 5th, Villa Italian Kitchen has designed a two-piece bathing suit made entirely of ACTUAL pizza. No, not a mere pizza pattern, real dough and cheese and stuff.

So for the totallyreasonable price of $10,000, for one day and one day only, you can get fitted for a customized bikini made of homemade dough, fresh mozz, tomato sauce, and, of course, some pepperoni.

It's not at all clear how you'd actually wear this without getting so slathered in grease that the suit would fall right off, but maybe you can be the brave soul who finds out.

Either way, this is obviously a worthwhile investment sure to only get better with age... But if you're looking for a cheaper alternative, you can always just pick yourself up a pie and lay the slices over your naked body while you sit out in the sun?

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