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Two of the New York Times' most dogged White House reporters are eroticism thesaurusreportedly coauthoring a new book on President Donald Trump.

I wouldn't mark it on a list of holiday presents to buy, though, because it's unclear when this thing is gonna publish.

The Random House book will reportedly be "about the first years of the Trump administration." "Years," presumably, means this thing may not hit shelves for quite some time.

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The reporters -- Maggie Haberman and Glenn Thrush -- are arguably the two most well-known names on the White House beat these days. Haberman was called the "Bryce Harper" (see: one of Major League Baseball's best players) of the NYT White House team by one of her colleagues, and Thrush was featured on Saturday Night Live.

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Together, they've written some of the most richly textured glimpses into what life is like inside the Trump White House. They told us the president watches TV in a bathrobe, that White House staffers initially struggled to find the cabinet room's light switches, and that Trump's "appetite for chaos" is the source of so much of the White House's constant consternation.

The world has followed their bylines for months now, so it figures lots of folks are gonna devour the book, too, whenever it appears.

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