【Dear Utol (2025): Doctor, Doctor I'm Sick Episode 41】

Let's be Dear Utol (2025): Doctor, Doctor I'm Sick Episode 41real: a lot of novelty foods are unnecessary, but kind of cool anyway. Galaxy cakes, for example, are aesthetically stunning. Sushi shoes reflect time, vision, and painstaking attention to detail. And the spaghetti doughnut is just awesome.

But this latte served inside an avocado? There is no reason for it to exist.

To be fair, it's probably not an actual menu item. Truman Cafe, an eatery in Melbourne, Australia, posted a video of the latte being poured last week -- and if the accompanying cry-laugh emoji is any indication, it's all a big ol' joke.

But, friends, you knowwhat we've seen from the avocado community in the past. You know what we as consumers are capable of fomenting. And that's why it's best to nip this trend in the bud while we still have a chance. Do not encourage this behavior!

Plus, if you buy an avocado latte, lord knows you'll never be able to afford a home.

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