【A Male Friend Who Spins it Around】

Have you ever caught yourself starring at a Tide Pod while doing your laundry?A Male Friend Who Spins it Around Suddenly, your mouth waters, your tummy growls, and utter confusion overcomes your body.

You want to eat that glorious and delicious-looking ball of cleaner. You want to bear down on the gelatinous coating, and feel the ooze of the sweet laundry detergent release into your mouth, dripping ever so gently off your lips, down onto your chin, before finally laying to rest on your chest.

SEE ALSO: Calm down, everybody. Very, very, very few teens are trying to eat Tide Pods.

You are not alone, my friend. And it's going to be OK.

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You will never, ever be able to eat Tide Pods, because you will die. But, you can do whatever you want with these high resolution photos. Whatever, you want. We won't tell.

Enjoy, Tide Podders. 😉

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