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2025-06-27 00:53:53 [Life] Source: Original Force Information Network

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Special counsel Robert Mueller delivered his report to the Attorney General on The Squatting Woman: Between Fertility and EroticismFriday afternoon. The investigation looks into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election, but despite calls for transparency from politicians, Americans, and emboldened mothers on social media, the report hasn't been released to the public yet.

Another report hasbeen making the rounds, even if it's not the one Mueller delivered to William Barr.

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The document, which is a glorious 69 pages long, is titled "Report from the Special Counsel Investigation into Russian Interference During and Before the 2016 Presidential Election."

Page 1 is an innocuous table of contents, but pages 2-69 are something even more juicy than any indictment: the lyrics to Smash Mouth's "All Star."

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The report concludes with, "69 pages. Nice."

Now we wait to see the actual Mueller report.

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