Oregon police found themselves in a bit of a slimy situation when a huge truck carrying roughly 7,fisting sex video500 pounds of eels overturned, spilling them and their uhh....excretions?...all over the road and nearby cars.
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The eels are technically a type of fish called "hagfish," which are an eel-shaped fish with no jaw or vertebrae that produce slime when distressed (hence the nickname "slime eel"). And they look like this.
AH! SHIT!
According to police, no one was injured. But pictures and videos of the incident look like they're straight from some apocalypse horror movie where a natural disaster destroys society.
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One eyewitness said Paul Thomas Anderson showed up with a film crew before clean up efforts were underway in an attempt to "save money on special effects" for his sequel to Magnolia.
(Just kidding.)
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